VeryDistortney

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Sunday, December 6, 2009

Break on Through to the Other Side

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Come visit me at my now one and only blog Row Away From The Rocks .
Tuesday, November 17, 2009

My Fear of Self-Loathing

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Image via Wikipedia Self-Loathing is not fashionable. It's never in style no matter what era. After my oldest daughter Holly was born, I...
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Saturday, November 7, 2009

Crap, is it THAT Time Already?

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Image via Wikipedia My 10-year-old wants to know about the birds and the bees . Yippee. She didn't know boys had different body parts ...
Wednesday, November 4, 2009

BOOM! Bra Vo!

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Image by RW PhotoBug via Flickr Yesterday Holly asked me if she needs to drink milk in order to grow breasts. I said drinking milk is to bu...
Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Chivalry is Freakin' Dead

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Image via Wikipedia Remember when gentlemen gave up their seats for ladies on a crowded buses, subways, or waiting rooms? Forget it, it neve...
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Why I Don't CyberStalk

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Image by Laughing Squid via Flickr In a world of the interwebs where anyone can contact anyone instantly, be it a friend from grade school ...
Monday, November 2, 2009

I Want to Hate

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"I want to hate but I have no room for it in my heart." This is what my pastor Ron Armstrong said as he sat in court fifteen away ...
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Terri Jones
Inland Empire CA
I am the IRON JESTER simple as 3.14159265. In my senior high school English class, we were assigned groups to write a soap opera. The group next to mine wrote me as a character. Instead of using my real name, Terri Fortney, they penned "Very Distortney." I took it as a dig then but now it's the highest compliment.
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