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Sunday, December 6, 2009

Break on Through to the Other Side


Come visit me at my now one and only blog Row Away From The Rocks.


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I am the IRON JESTER simple as 3.14159265. In my senior high school English class, we were assigned groups to write a soap opera. The group next to mine wrote me as a character. Instead of using my real name, Terri Fortney, they penned "Very Distortney." I took it as a dig then but now it's the highest compliment.
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